Enemy and Friend

the enemy of my enemy is my friend,

the friend of my enemy is my friend,

the enemy of my friend is my friend,

the friend of my friend is my friend,

in fact my enemy is my friend,


let us all be friends.....

Sleepy

Feel very sleepy
Drove down to JB and came back the same day
Reached KL 3.30am
Woke up for praye and went back to sleep

Now I am in the office
Just finished my Departmental meeting
Heared lots of grievances
Need to do lots of motivational talk

Come on
Today is Saturday and I am short of sleep
Here I am
Trying to catch up will all those overdues






Till when?

Hmmmmm............

Reached office quite early this morning

Received an e-mail from a colleague who was not very friendly that says

"The KEY is not to prioitise what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. And this can best be done in the context of the week.

Ideally, there is harmony, unity, and integrity between your vision and mission, your roles and goals, your priorities and plans, and your desires and discipline. In your weekly planner, there should be a place for your personal mission statement so that you can constantly refer to it. There also needs to be a place for your roles and for both short- and long-term goals."

Why???? Out of a sudden?

Wet dream last night?

Tuah AKU...

Aku memang bertuah hari ni kerana:


1) Boss aku mengambil dan menghantar anak aku kerumah lepas tuisyen.
Kebetulan anak aku setuisyen ngan anak dia dan aku lak selalu tak ada kerana tugas rasmi atau pegi “yeay.. yeay” ngan kengkawan .
Bukan sekali, dah banyak kali! Terima kasih Tuan Haji…….


2) Aku ada pensil Faber Castell. Disitu tertulis “Companion for life!”.
Betul ke? Ada sesapa yang nak?



3) Anak aku janji nak masak nasi goreng kampung untuk berbuka…
Feveret aku tu!!!!
Errr… masak sambal tumis udang sekali boleh tak?

Enkorang ada rasa bertuah tak hari ni?

Where's the beef...

Yang nie tak ada kena mengena ngan tajuk......

Aku pagi nie rasa frustrated giler......

1) Bila other departments nak siapkan kerja or they need my department's help, aku cakap... sure no problem. Aku akan support! Paling tidak pun aku akan hantar budak aku.

2) Bila aku nak buat kerja aku, bukan aku mintak tolong, aku cuma mintak pandangan aje... Tak usah kata nak nolong, ko bagi negative and destructive comment lagi!!!

3) Aku bukan macam budak kecik nak balas dendam.... tapi kau ingatlah, ada lori ada bas......, Ada hari aku tak balas... aku buat pandai aje!!!

4) Kesian kat korang... tetiba kena dengar aku berleter!!!

I Asked

Someone e-mailed this to me.....

Want to save it inside my blog and share it with those who wanted to.....

I Asked ~~ Author Unknown ~~

I asked God for strength, that I might achieve,
I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey;

I asked for health, that I might do greater things,
I was given infirmity, that I might do better things;

I asked for riches, that I might be happy,
I was given poverty, that I might be wise;

I asked for power, that I might have the praise of man,
I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of God;

I asked for all things, that I might enjoy life,
I was given life, that I might enjoy things;

I got nothing that I asked for - but everything I had hoped for,

Almost despite myself, my unspoken prayers were answered,

I am among all men, most richly blessed.

Edisi Khas.... Blog ku yang ke 50!!!!

What a morning!!!!!

Tadi pas hantar anak aku gi sekolah.... aku rasa lapar sesangat!!!!
Aku singgah kat warong nie.... order roti bawang satu and duk depan TV.

Bila roti bawang sampai... hmmmm nyam nyam nyam!!!!

Aku pun amik sudu and garpu kat meja seberang, and koyak koyak kan roti bawang, pastu letak sambal.....

Hmmmmmm aku pun tikam ngan garpu kat tangan kanan.... nape tak melekat???

Aku tikam llagi roti ni ngan garpu tangan kiri..... pun tak melekat!!!!

Ape hal nie......

Laaa....... Aku teramik dua dua sudu, mana nak melekat!!!!

Nasib baik minah waiter tu tak nampak!!!!

Aku pikir lagi.... mesti ada lagi yang tak kena....

aku pun pelan pelan raba....

Aku nak chek....

Tak nak le obeyes sangat.....

Puh.......... LEGA RASA NYA!!!!!!

ZIP SELUAR AKU MEMANG TERTUTUP RAPAT!!!!!!

Bila dengar suara Aris Ariwatan

Received a phone call from Najihah at school. All of them will stay back until 6.00pm and asked me to fetch them. Told them I'll be there at quarter past six.

So, 5.45pm I was ready to leave and started driving slowly through Jalan Kucing, Duke highway and finally MRR2. During the journey my mind was everywhere... I passed through Gombak, pass through UIA exit, Taman Melati and suddenly I heard Aris Ariwatan's voice through the radio….

This is the song

1234

Satu... kasih yg abadi

Tiada tandingi dia yang satu

Dua... sayang berpanjangan

Membawa ke syurga kasihnya ibu

Tiga... lapar dan dahaga

Rela berpayahan setianya ayah

Empat... mudah kau ketemu

Berhati selalu beza antara

Kasih dan kekasih

( korus )

Ibu kuingat dahulu

Menyisir rambut ku kemas selalu

Ayah menghantar ke sekolah

Bergunalah ilmu bila dewasa

Sayang dengar lagu ini

Untuk kau sandarkan buat pedoman

Jangan manis terus ditelan

Pahit terus dibuang... itu bidalan

Harus kau renungkan

( ulang korus )

Suddenly I remember……
Alamak, the kids….. dia orang ada kat sekolah!!!

So I made a big turn and saw their sour monkey face!!!

I was 45 minutes late!!!!!!

MY FRIEND JUST GOT CHEATED!!!!!

She is already in a marriage trouble….. and trying very hard to get out of it. Frequently chat in the net with some strangers who finally gave her hope.

The man who claimed to be English sent her a parcel consist of a designer’s hand bag, a piece gold chain, a diamond gold ring and ten thousand pound of British sterling in cash. He later than claimed that the parcel was on hold by Customs and need to put twelve thousand ringgit “under table money”. Without further checks and thoughts, she banked in the monies into an unknown account!!!

She than came to the peninsular and got the news that the Englishman was locked up by the immigration due to carrying excessive of cash (one hundred thousand pound!!!!). The Immigration officer later than demanded another twenty thousand ringgit for “release money!!!!”. There she went, banked in the money again!!!!!!

Later the same officer who happened to be a Malay lady asked her to bank in another five thousand ringgit but came down to three after a few minutes of negotiation. Another three was banked in!!!

She than realized something was wrong and lodge a Police report but it was too late! The police revealed that she was not the only one and there even one “DATIN” got her one hundred fifty thousand ringgit wiped out!!!

Feel sorry for my poor friend and let it be a lesson to all of us!!!

The father's and Birthday Gift

It was Father’s day last Sunday (I think so……) and Monday was my birthday. Due to some reasons I was away for some business…..

The kids were quite understanding and sent wishes through text messages. Reached home on Tuesday evening and the kids were happy and presented me with this gift.

N for Najiha

A for Afiqa


N for Nabila

A for Ammar

U for Me!!!!

...and the box from Amira!!!!

They told me to replace my old keychain with this one…….. Want to see the transformation?

From this..........

Tam Taraaa....... to this!

I also received some really expensive gifts from my special friend. It was really nice when somebody remembered your birthday and sacrificed some of precious time for me. Thanks a trillion!!!!!

I also promised myself to be a better person from what I am now. Need to throw away all those bad and useless habit, get some recognition for what I had worked on from some professional bodies, proactive in life and work and spare more time for the love ones…

It is little bit too heavy and scary when I think about it but I’ll take one step at each time!!! Yes… new life and new beginning of an old age!!!!

elloooossss how are yoouussssssssss

My friend and I were in Ampang Point last Sunday. We wanted to buy some books in Payless Books store. Damn….. The bookstore was shut down since last Monday! What a waste of time!!! We ended up in a Korean restaurant to have some hot noodles with kim chi…
Trust me… the food is really good!

After the meal…. (with full stomach, of course!!!), we lazily walk around the complex and passed by this CD shop. The operator has this TV displayed facing to the crowd with full blast volume. They were playing Night at the Museum : Battle of Smithsonian.

I like the movie so much. It is hilarious…I took my children to see this movie several weekends ago. Afiqah, Najihah and myself went to see the movie. Nabilah was not around as she chose to stay with her mum in Seremban. We went into the theatre with Afiqah carrying big hand bags fully loaded with goodies from outside….
What to do… Kat sini semua jajan harganya dua kali ganda!!!!

Najihah likes to watch Amelia Earhart played by Amy Adams while I love to see Robin Williams playing Teddy Roosevelt and Pharaoh Kahmunrah acted by Hank Azaria. I like how Pharaoh Kahmunrah pronounce words especially his “s”. Sounds like a hobbit with short tongue.




You ssee watss I meanss? Ssometimess tingsss cans be very faahnnees…. Enafssss!!!! Gets back to workssss…. Ifs onliss my englisss tichers cans readss my writtingssss… Seeee will kill herselfssss

Kampungku

Kau orang pernah tak terasa,

cam rindu kat kampung..............

Baru hari tu aku balik,

Sepupu aku bertunang...........

Mula mula aku tak nak balik,

Tapi aku layan aje bapak aku......

Sekarang,

Aku lak yang teringat ingat kampung......

Rumah Bapak aku kat kampung... tempat aku membesar le....

Rumah atuk aku.... tempat aku kejor anak ayam, sampai anak ayam tu semput!!!

My lovely pussy cats!!!! Aku tinggalkan dia orang kat kampung!

The three brothers..... happy faces!!!

From left, Cik Ahmad, Abah and Pak Busu Bulat...

KOKA

Ramai diantara tangkawan aku yang tertanya tanya….
Kenapa KOKA? KOKA……, camana boleh dapat nama tu?
KOKA tu sebenarny nickname @ commercial name @ namer gelamer aku….
Payah gak nak explain…. Pasal ceriternye panjaaaaaang………

Dulu masa baru pertama kali aku masuk ke MRSM…..
Aku tak tahu dia punye rules and regulation sangat….
Untu pergi bersukan kena seluar dan baju putih
No printing, brand or drawing whatsoever atas baju tu….

Being a kampong boy… aku tak paham sangat instruction tu..
Nak kata degil tu… adalah jugak!!!
Jadi aku pun bawaklah t-shirt yang ada warna putih…
Antaranya T-Shirt yang promote Mee KOKA…

Jadi on the first day atas padang tu… aku pakai le T-Shirt KOKA,
Bukan aku sorang… ramai lagi depan aku yang pakai cam gitu!
Senior aku ngan bengis nye jerit…. “Kan dah kata, t-shirt mesti putih sahaja!!”
Kita orang pun kena halau balik asrama untuk tukar t-shirt…..

Aku pun lari balik asrama terketar ketar…….
Bukannya takut kat senior tadi……
Takut pasal aku memang tak ada T-shirt putih bersih langsung!!!
Apa aku nak buat ni????????

Aku pun dapat satu idea…..
Aku bukak T-Shirt tu…, aku terbalik kan…
Yang dalam aku keluarkan dan luar aku kedalamkan….
Tada……. T-Shirt aku Putih tak ada printing atau gambar pun!!!

Aku pun ngan konfidennya lari balik kepadang masuk barisan…
Aku tengok ada lagi yang pakai t-shirt bergambar….
Dia orang semua kena beratur satu barisan dan kena lari 5 round padang bola
Aku……. hee hee hee .. beraturkan orang pakai t-shirt putih bersih!!!!

Bila kita nak berbaris untuk pilih rumah sukan….
Ada senior tu jerit… “Hoi.. Mu mari sini!!! Mu dok pahang bhaso ko?”
Terkejut beruk aku…, Kantul aku kali ni…….
“Mari sining jupo abang hok jago disipling!!!!!”

Aku kena heret jumpa abang disipling……
Kau tahu aje le…. Aku punya takut!!!!!
Mana tak takut, aku form , dia form 2..
Badan aku pun masa tu kecik & kurus!!! Tiup angin pun melayang!

“Mu nok tunjuk agah ko sini?”
Aku tak paham apa dia cakap...... maklum le aku bukan orang situ…
So aku diam aje ler……. “Bakpo diang?” dia sergah aku…
Aku buat bodoh aje ler…….

Aku rasa dia pun bengang ngan aku……
Dia pun cakap…… “pecak baju tu… pakai molek!!!”
Aku dengar….. tapi still tak paham….
Dia pun tarik baju aku… dan terbalikkan….

Petang tu aku kena bukak baju tengah padang…
Terbalikkan semula baju KOKA aku tu….
Pakai semula………. Dan sejak dari hari tu….
“Nama mung dari hari nie…… KOKA!!!!”

So…… sampai sekarang nama aku orang panggil KOKA…
Ada satu hari tu masa aku form 5, ada junior tanya
Kenapa dia orang panggil aku nama tu……….
Ish…… nak kena budak nie……

Itu lah riwayat nya……………..
Kan aku dah kata, panjang ceriternya!!!
Cuba korang rasa yang dibawah ni...
Sedap tau!!!!

GEMUK

Gemuk ditafsirkan sebagai berat berlebihan
Dalam bahasa inggeris dipanggil fat
Adalah kena mengena ngan obesity
Memang dah sahlah berkait rapat ngan yang besar besar

Orang gemuk ni biasanya dikaitkan ngan banyak penyakit
Kencing manis, darah tinggi, sakit jantung
Selalunya orang gemuk ni tak cantik
Lebih teruk lagi kalau kulit hitam…..

Badan gemuk ni memang susah nak bergerak
Lumba lari, corot sekali… mengah mengah pulak tu
Naik bas, memang kesian kat orang sebelah
Saiz baju yang cantik, paham paham sendirilah, mana ada!

Biasanya orang gemuk ni dikaitkan ngan malas
Kuat makan, pentingkan diri sendiri, busuk hati
Paras yang menarik tu kira jauh sekali le….
Kalau amik gambar reramai tu kena duk belakang

Cemuhan orang pada gemuk pun boleh tahan jugak
“Dahlah badan tu gemuk! tak sedor diri”
“Kenapalah si gemuk ni nyusahkan aku”
“Hoi gemuk! Tepi sikit, you are blocking my way!”

Kesian jugak pada yang berkawan ngan orang gemuk
“Kau high class cam gini tak kan berkawan ngan orang gemuk!”
“Dah tak de orang lain ke nak berkawan… ngan gemuk jugak kau nak!”
“Kau tak rasa ngeri ke berkahwin ngan si gemuk tu?”

Nak jugak cakap ngan dia orang nie
Tak mintak pun makanan korang
Ada aku nyusahkan hidup kau?
Takut lak dipanggil “si gemuk kurang ajar”

Korang pernah perasan tak……..
Mat rempit yang naik motor atas jalan raya tu tak gemuk
Pembunuh Altantuya dalam surat khabar tu tak gemuk
Peragut yang kena tangkap tu tak gemuk

Si gemuk gedempol ni pun ada angan angan
Nak juga buat sedap mata orang lain memandang
Teringin jugak nak jadi kebangaan kengkawan
Bergambar tu pun, nak jugak jadi the main focus point

Akhir kata pada semua manusia gemuk
Yuk kita buktikan pada diri sendiri
Jom kita amalkan gaya hidup yang sihat
Meh tunjukkan, kita boleh ubah keadaan kita!!!

When the teachers says........

I was among the few selected to attend a course titled "Company and Corporate Taxations in Malaysia". It was a 2 days course and completed yesterday.

I do not know about the rest of the class, but for me, I think it is tough!!!! It looks straight forward in side text book, but when we went through previous year's paper........ God know what will I write inside the exam.

While walking to mosque for Friday prayer I had a chat with Guna. I told him that his face was so serious during the lecture and nods his head every once in a while. I assume he understood the materials well..... He just grinned and said " My head was blank and I nodded my head just not to insult the teacher!!!!"

After class we went to see the teacher and told him that we are worried. He just grinned and said "Don't worry!!!... hee hee hee".

See, when the teacher said "Don't worry!!!... hee hee hee", it means two things, either it will be really easy or half of the class will fail!

Knowing him, a best student during his varsity days, got his phd from one of the best accounting schools in the world and was tax advisor for two previous Prime Ministers, I doubt it will be easy. Minimum, he expects us think like him.... and that is tough!!!

So here I am, sitting down reviewing my materials... got lost in the middle, and can bearly hear the teacher's voice saying. "Don't worry!!!... hee hee hee".

I am going to take a nap for a while and hopefully I will not hear his voice in my sleep...eh!!!






....and don't get mislead with the photo below!




I am definitely better looking than him!

Look at us!!!!

Attended school re-union in Kuala Terengganu last weekend. It was 30 years ago when I started my hostel life.......

Met a lot of old friends..... some of them, I have not seen after our SPM examination is over!!!

Lots of progress...... some of us made it to the real top of a giant multi national corporation.

As far as size is concern...... Big change too..........

The upper photo was snapped when we were form 5......... and look what happen to us!!!!!

We were expanding in an exponential growth rate!!!!!

Thanks for my friend KB, who made an effort to re-shoot this photo!!!

Ceriter biawak idup

Korang kenal tak haiwan yang dalam gambar diatas? Nama dia dalam bahasa melayu biawak! Dalam bahasa Inggeris dipanggil monitor lizard. Pengkelasan saintifik adalah seperti berikut:

Alam : Haiwan
Filum : Kordata
Subfilum : Vertebrat
Kelas : Sauropsida
Order : Squamata
Famili : Varanidae
Genus : Varanus

Lagi gambar biawak, kalau korang nak tengok...... Siap posing maut!!!!

Nie.... dia ni jenis biawak kureeennng ajar! Ada ke dia membelakangi kita!!!!

Korang mesti tertanya tanya apa tebiat aku letak gambor ngan ceriter biawak.....

Aku sebenornye stress giler kat satu keluarga nie..... Tak habis habis memeningkan kepala aku!!! Dah le kengkadang aku kena korbankan benda yang aku sayang, pastu bila aku "in trouble".. dia orang ni buat bodoh aje!!!!!

Sepatah kata kawan aku "macam membela biawak idup aje.......", bukan menyenangkan.... nyusah lagi ade........

Tu lah aku harap keluarga ni jangan le :

1) Tepon aku mintak belas ihsan....... kerana aku dah kehabisan belas ihsan.... yang ada ni pun untuk aku ngan bekalan aku SENDIRI!!!!!!
2) Tepon aku nak ngadu nasib...... aku punye nasib pun dah nak sampai paras hidung dah....

3) Tepon aku nak tanye rancangan aku masa depan..... hmmmm... ini pun dia orang nak tahu!!!

Aku bukan le nak kata tak nak tolong orang susah.... tapi kalau asyik nak tolong yang sama..... ini sudah lebeh beb!!!!

OK ler... aku ter "emo".......... Baiklah aku ilangkan emo aku ngan pegi "bertapa" jap!!!!

Exam dah habis

Yeayy......... exam is over! There were 12 of us in the room and everybody submitted with a relieved face!!!!

Apa tak nya... a few days before the exam, we keep on calling each other, asking around and spotting questions.......... and now it is all over!!!!!!

Inilah buku buku yang sempat ku belek malam sebelum exam...... Konfem.... tak nak bukak dah dalam masa terdekat ni!!!!



Ucapan terima kasih untuk

1) classmates aku yang bergotong royong bertukar "spotted questions"

2) Kengkawan aku yang bagi pinjam buku dia...... Seperti nama yang tersebut dibawah :
a) Kak long aku sendiri..... buku terjemahan istilah...
b) Tom..... buku akta syarikat 1965
c) Verse Anggerik.....buku company law

3) Mereka mereka yang doakan aku...dan ...

4) Yang ngantor sms of "good lucks.........."

Hmmmm..... minggu depan ada satu lagi kursus... 2 hari lak tu!!!!

Chow...............

5 "S" and Kak Long's birthday

5 "S"


When I was working with a Japanese firm (17 painful yet educative years) we were always forced to practice 5"S". I was not convinced initially but as time went by, I saw it gave good result, improved my attitude and working efficiency.

Let me see whether I can still remember 5S in Japanese or its translation 5C in English....

5"S" Japanese -------> 5"C" English
1) Seiri ----------------->Clear Out and Classify
2) Seiton --------------->Configure
3) Seiso ---------------->Clean and Check
4) Seiketsu ------------->Conformity
5) Shitsuke ------------->Custom and Practice


It sound so simple...... beleive me, very difficult to put in practice! It took years to really understand and get it fully implemented in our office!!!!



Last weekend, I went to HKL and saw this photo.... Really hope it will be put into practice!!! Love to see it one day!!!
I snapped this photo when I was paying a visit to my eldest sister, kaklong with one of my friends.



We were also there to celebrate kak long's 52nd birthday which was on 27th. March 2009.


My friend took all the trouble to get something for kak long. Nothing much except for a few cup cakes and books as birthday present, but hey...... it is the thought that counts!!!!!

Happy birthday kak long and thanks a million to my friend!!!!

Sampai Bila?

Ya Sampai bila? Till when?

Rerasa cam tak larat nak menempuh jem kat KL nie....

Gambar nie semua kat jalan meow meow........ aku amik pagi nie kerana rasa tensen sesangat!

Kekadang aku rasa naik motor lagi cepat... Boleh mencelah!!!

Memandangkan badan ku yang kurang comel.... membuatkan aku fikir dua kali nak naik motor.....

Kau tengokle...... Cepat aje motor ni mencelah!!!!

Deretan kereta................................ yang ku anggap dah biasa!

Ni dah nampak berjalan le sikit....................

Sikit aje berjalan........... Lepas tu berentilah pulak!!!!!

Sampai bila le nak ngadap jem nie.......

Bagi korang yang dah tengok gegambor ni semua.... jangan pulak kau amik nombor kereta untuk beli nombor ekor ye.........

Bukan niat ku untuk itu!!!!!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................

Oh Peperiksaan

Pagi tadi dapat sms dari JB HQ.....
"Permohonan untuk menunda tarikh perperiksaan anda telah ditolak!"
huaaa...... huaaa...... huaaa.....


Lihatlah nota nota ku.......
Akan ku rebus dan ku minum sebelum masuk periksa nanti!!!!

Dubai oh Dubai

Aku tahu bukan aku sorang pernah sampai sini...... Tapi what the heck...... Aku nak cerite jugak!



Inilah hotel yang aku duduk.... Kat Festival City, Dubai. Best giler!



View from our room.......... Those Marina Bay in Festival City!

Wow...... Nice bed! How I wish katil aku se-empuk ini kat rumah!!!!!

Benda ni lah yang house keeper letak atas bantal aku tiap tiap kali house keeping!

The bathroom....... Glass! Crystal clear!!!!!

Malaun manalah yang buat dajal!!!! Letak kek ni kat dalam bilik aku! Besdey aku lambat lagi laaa oiiii!


Nak tahu berapa room rate pernight? tengok atas nie.... It is AE 2,650 Dirham! Which is about RM 2,700!!!!! Patut ler............................ Kompeni bayor beb!



Our host masa lepas kerja........ Malaysian family yang duk kat sana! From left, Zed, Aiel, Normah and Akil. Dia orang nie murah hati dan suka melayan tetamu! Eventhough penat bekerja..... masih melayan kerenah kita orang! Moga moga korang sekeluarga murah rezeki!

Terima Kasih le bebanyak!

Balik cuti kat Malaysia nanti jangan lupa call..................

Villa yang diaorang duduk...... pergh...................

Zed, didepan pintu kat villa dia orang!

Villa yang dia orang tinggal..... hmmmmmmmmmmm.........

Old Dubai from Abra station.................

Gambar aku lepas kena interview dengan CNBC for the second time! The first time was in JB back in 1998.... sebelum aku "ditumpangkan" kedalam lori warna biru!!

What will happen?

What will happen?

Soalan yang aku sering tanya diri aku....
Tiap kali aku masuk apis,
aku review working diary bebudak aku,
Aku jadi tension!!!!

Napalah ngan dia orang ni...
dah bagi direction ngan tunjuk ajar,
Tak paham paham...
Nak kata kurang ajar...
Dah beranak pinak semua!!!!

Kang kalau aku bagi show cause letter..
Kena DI lak korang ngan HR..
Pastu kalau sack......
What will happen?

Tapi kalau aku kesian kat dia orang....
Tak ada orang kesian kat aku...
Nak kesian buat apa?
Kerja banyak tak siap!!!!

Kalau aku yang kena DI..
Kalau aku yang kena sack...
Kalau aku yang jadi mangsa..
Dek ketongongan korang..

What will happen???

Rerasa nak meletop aku...
esok dalam morning meeting nie...
Tengoklah!!!!

What will happen?

Teh Tarik 32,000 kaki

Ada sekali tu….. on my flight back from Miri,
Lepas dia orang serve dinner… ( It is a TV dinner lah… what do you expect?)
Aku masih rasa haus…. Jadi aku mintak mineral water!!!

Steward tu Tanya..
“Air mineral aje bang?”

Aku pun jawab…
“Kalau boleh bagi le teh tarik!!!, Tapi saya nak yang paling best sekali….”

Steward tu pun tanya
“Best camaner bang?”

Aku jawab…
“Teh tarik yang TARIK SAMPAI PUTUS!!!!”

Steward tu pun amik the tea pot and tarik about 10cm….
Steward tu pun kata….
“Ni bang teh tarik paling tinggi yang abang pernah rasa…”

Aku tanya
“Tinggi apa dik…. 10cm tinggi aje!!”

Steward tu pun “slam dunk” kat aku…
‘Kan saya tarik teh ni kat 32,000 kaki tinggi!!!! Cubalah tanya kedai mamak biasa ada tak teh tarik tinggi cam gini!!!!!

Aku pun minum, cakap….
“nanti saya belanja awak Mc Donalds…..”

Sampai sekarang aku tak dapat serempak.. Kalau tak, memang aku kena belanja Mc Donalds!!!!

Itulah aje pengalaman teh tarik aku……..

Hee… hee… hee….
Aku tengah tunggu orang tu belanja aku teh tarik.... Dah janji dalam blog!!!!!

I wish, I wish…….

This is the song that I used to listened
when I was in the states.....

It is good to listen, sit down and ponder.....


I wish, I wish……. By CAT STEVEN

I wish I knew, I wish I knew
what makes me, me, and what makes you, you.
It's just another point of view, ooo.
A state of mind I'm going through, yes.
So what I see is never true, ahhh.

I wish I could tell, I wish I could tell
what makes a heaven what makes a hell.
And do I get to ring my bell, ooo.
Or land up in some dusty cell, no.
While others reach the big hotel, yeah.

I wish I had, I wish I had
the secret of good, and the secret of bad.
Why does this question drive me mad? ahhh.
'Cause I was taught when but a lad, yes,
That bad was good and good was bad, ahhh.

I wish I knew the mystery of
that thing called hate, and that thing called love.
What makes the in-between so rough? ahhh.
Why is it always push and shove? ahhh
I guess I just don't know enough, yes.

Alternatif barangan buatan amnerika!

Bagi mereka mereka yang hendak menyahut sreuan pulaukan barangan yahudi dan amerika!!!!
Ini dia alternatifnya!!!!!







Jumpa disana ye nanti!!!!!

Today in the office

I got sick and tired for:

Those who came in late in meetings
and ask us to start the meeting all over again

Those who don't know what they are talking about
but still made stupid remarks and ask silly questions

Those who commented me point blankly
and yet ask me favors from me at the end of the meeting

Those who complained and act so tired
like no body else in this world worked

Those who just roamed around for the whole day
and wanted to claim credit on all good results


I may sound pathetic, but what the heck...... I want to let it out!!!

Taman Buaya, Melaka

Masa cuti hari tu...... aku bawak le anak anak aku gi Taman Buaya kat Melaka.... Jadi aku, Afiqah, Ammar, Najihah dan Nabilah...

Yang join kita orang adik aku Khairul, Bini dia Nini, anak dia Irfan dan yang bongsu Hakim. Terselit jugak anak anak kak ami, Hudzaifah ngan Hanzalah.

Kita tiba kat sana pun pukul dua lebih... hari Jumaat! Memandangkan kita ni musafir.... kira semayang jamak je le......

Ini pintu gerbang dia...... Boleh la kata acceptable!!!!!

DON'T DO THIS AT HOME......... Aksi memasukkan duit kedalam mulut buaya pakai mulut manusia...... memang aku tak nak bagi anak aku tengok!!!!

Nak wat camane..... dia orang masih nak tengok!!!! Haaa.... terjerit anak aku!!!

Sapa kata buaya tak leh terbang!!! At least melompat!!! tengok kat atas nih!!!!!

Ada lah sorang tu terhulur tangan masa nak bagi bangkai ayam!!!!! Nasib dia tak ragut ngan tangan tangan sekali!!!!

Ni masa bagi makan......... Tengok le buaya tu berebut!!!!! kalau le tercampak seorang budak dalam ni........ kes naya!!!!

Ni kisah si bongkok...... Buaya pun ada kisah si bongkok.........

Orang tua tua kata, siapa yang dah kawin and sakit pinggang masa lepas "anu....." ngan bini, boleh le amik air liur buaya ni....... sapu kat pinggang!!!!

Camana nak amik ngan mujarab ke tak...... Jangan tanya aku...... Pasal takat ni, aku lum rasa sakit pinggang lagi........

Yang sebenarnya.... banyak jenis dan kisah buaya kat sana.... Tapi ni yang kedua kira interesting jugak lah.... Buaya ni ada penyakit kat tangan!!!! Kena macam tangan bernanah ler....

Puncanya dia kena cagu.... Tak jaga betul betul... hingga lah melarat jadi nanah sampai kena potong jari tu.....

Mak buaya dah pesan dari dulu lagi suruh potong kuku selalu.... jaga kuku tu... dia degil!!!! Padan muka dia!!!!

Ni lagi kisah buaya buaya remaja yang melepak aje..... Kita orang tegur gak kat buaya remaja ni..... Gi le carik kerja yang berfaedah... tolong mak bapak korang ke, pergi perpustakaan ke, pergi usrah kat surau ke.... ni tak melepak aje....

Flirting ngan jantan betina lak tu...... Menjadikan masaalah sosial kalangan buaya makin teruk!!!!

Dia orang jawab..... ni kan cuti sekolah!!! Dah le kita orang stress kat asrama masa sekolah... Masa cuti pun kena leter..... Fed up lah cam gini!!!!!!!

Lantak kau le buaya!!!!

Ammar, Fiqah, Jihah, Ninie, Khairul, Hanzalah, Bella ngan Hudzaifah.......

Aku, Fiqah, Ammar, Ninie, Khairul, Hanzalah, Bella ngan Huzaifah......

Ni hero Khairul dua orang.... Tengah bad mood..... Hakim ngan Irfan

Itu le kisah kat taman buaya....

Nanti aku cerite lak kisah pasal buaya darat....

Jangan salah paham...... buaya darat ni bukan jantan aje.... betina pun ada!!!!

Yang chureng... pun banyak!!!! Tunggu ye!!!!